Would you rather have a 5 year MLB career with the Cardinals where you're guaranteed a World Series ring but you're forever remembered as the sweatiest player in league history OR have a 15 year MLB career with the A's where you never have a winning season but you become an icon for having a mustache even better than Dennis Eckersley's?
Would you rather have to wear baseball pants as your only option for pants in any occasion (work, wedding, swimming, etc.), OR eat at least one footlong Subway Reuben every day for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have a 5 year MLB career with the Cardinals where you're guaranteed a World Series ring but you're forever remembered as the sweatiest player in league history OR have a 15 year MLB career with the A's where you never have a winning season but you become an icon for having a mustache even better than Dennis Eckersley's?
It's door #2 and I wish I could say I had to think about it
Would you rather have to wear baseball pants as your only option for pants in any occasion (work, wedding, swimming, etc.), OR eat at least one footlong Subway Reuben every day for the rest of your life?
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